Saturday, August 16, 2008

avoid disappointment ; enjoy ttb ice-cold now

i'm kilbey
who are you?
i paid my dews before you were outta short pants
and they call me old man skyriver
giver of boons
tinker of tunes
i sing but i dont dance
i been to jail
i been to france
i been to helvetia n back
with out e'er a backwoods glance
(e'er.....how poncy!)
yes i am the velvet throated poet
oh how i know it and then
blow it!
(a mod 'un de quincy!)
the fool on the hill
man i'm sitting here so still
still i'm sad.....
my encyclopedia brain
with half the letters missing
dont go dissing me cur
youre just a blur on the silent screen
youre like something in be tween
have you come to praise or bury me
have you come to drown or ferry me
hey i rhyme on time; how very me
i am so self obsessed i forgotten my name
i hate myself but its love to blame
viva la difference but its all the same
hey did i ever tell ya bout the time
i was recording in manhattan
i got the vu meters to flatten
ya see i could detect a pattern
i was snorting some brown powder
i was supping on some vegan potato chowder
i was strumming my bass much louder....
never mind me
i often digress
i bullshit you
then i truly confess
bless you reader
hail thee oh subscriber
you kindness doth sustain me
(can ya lend us a fiver?)
i am the keeper of the flaming frame
sleeper you should keeper
the words seem to have ironed things out
the dope seems to have cleared things up
steve kilbey all defiant despite his recent losses
knocked out by phil e stein
and mod n times
the killer as they call him
has adjourned to his corner
yoga is massaging his shoulders
chi gong takes the mouthguard out of his gob
and
swimming tries to stitch his swollen eye
in every painting you do kil-bo
one eye bigger than the other...why bother
and why twins
i guess he's not a mono zygotic kinda guy
aha
the rhythm n rhyme have disinte-grated
all the hoo hah now a-bated
whats left?
a slinky bass line
the smudge of a shadow on yer eyeline
the whisper of some words on yer grapevine
enjoy me freely
i wont be a round forever
they dont do this model so much these days
i hear the new guys dont know their eros from their venus
how much distance i must put between us
the australian us
the euro-pean us
the dream bus is calling us
too much
magic bust
magic free dirt
hey every body call me mr guy forks
cos i am discombobulated
sometimes im good
sometimes im mournful
sometiimes im friendly
sometimes im scornful
im an arrogant little prat
an irritating brat
scare the hell out of a bat
prattling on with this n that
how much do i promise
much
how much do i deliver
little
a brittle precious little
hey i'm everything at fucking once
no one here knows what i can n cannot do
i can spell through as thru
cos i'm so good
that i make mistakes
like swimming in black lakes
full of voracious vermillion snakes
like the lamia who ate rael
or buffalo ballet by john cale
if there was a rock ph.d i'd be at yale
i always fail
i always fall
i always fill yer head with nonsense, thats all....
why do you love me love love me do
you love me oh say it long and hard
say it with your credit card
say it with a glassy shard
or something i possibly marred
i'm kilbey
i'm my own man
but you could rent me...anybody can
for half an hour
increase your power
beauty like a hairy flower
knock 'er over n wow 'er
i am the one they simply call him
i was once known as slim
i got vitality n vim
my receiving is dim
dim, sim
flim flam
no ham or spam
was glam
now damn!
clown prince the neverking
not that anyone was wondering
nice day here...no thundering
guess i'll have a fucking swim under then
poach some pears
see to my affairs
trim my beards hairs
listen to some kevin ayers
descend the stares
never see
suntanned druglord
glares
for all the tourists
down by the sea

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

who don't care
how it is
to be loved
for free.

restaurant mark said...

"a slinky bass line
the smudge of a shadow on yer eyeline
the whisper of some words on yer grapevine"

that was a great one...good way to start the weekend

take care everyone
mark

CAPTAIN BEYOND said...

you know esskay if i had 'a' credit card i wood be your paypal till the end of days, oh and by the way nice blog today...
Jonny Hollywood

Polydora said...

Mr. Guy Fork and Ms. Lady Spoon
lost their "precious little"
in a bass line made of cobalt blue
notes that hooked and shook,
twisted and tangled every
old man skyriver akillbo.

The end.

Anonymous said...

thanks ms dora!that is beautiful....reminds me....i must do the dishes!;Dxo

princey said...

Nice rhyming sk! Here's some more..

I enjoy ttb sizzlin' hot
That's when ttb hits the spot
I forget ttb....not!
:)
Have a luvly Saturday evening sk, love Amanda

Thomas Thomsen, Denmark said...

Very enjoyable read, Steve. Some of the rhyming made me chuckle.
Steve Kilbey, the fall guy, still standing tall guy.

Thomas Thomsen, Denmark said...

Seems to me the title of today's blog might be aimed at our Brien...?

ross b said...

avoid disappointment?? - don't go gaf-ing! ;)

and here am i, enjoying the ttb with ice-cold vb in typical ozzy fashion, swimming the sea of amber on a frigid saturday night.

you're a crack-up!! All the best, r.

Hellbound Heart said...

ba-da-bee,ba-da-boom!
love always...

that slappin' funkin' bass said...

hee hee....'s'funny,killerbee .;) :( :/ x

Abel Tasker said...

Hello beings

although sk professes hatred for rap
(I guess I'm not usually in the mood for it either)

the love of rhyme and wordplay is shared (not to mention the bravado)

tribe called quest, anyone?

Anonymous said...

"or Buffalo Ballet by John Cale" ? Genius!
On a sideline, I'm surprised at Brien, actually. SO surprised in fact that at first I thought someone must've hacked into his google account or summat. Anyway - Buffalo Ballet by John Cale! Yehman!

Brien Comerford said...

I'm innately a very kind and compassionate person. Lamentably, I'm overly-sensitive, too emotional, pedantic, psychologically damaged and overly intransigent. If a person is 48 and still likes Morrissey it's a sign of alarming arrested development. The Doors song "People Are Strange" somehow envisioned me.

tim said...

down by the sea
see what you see
be what you be
or get on with the show
what we all want
you already know
its not just any note
its not just any smoke
its not mitch miller
its not ben stiller
its certainly not filler..
tell me..where's that painkiller..

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, Brien.
Please stay.
Oh, and I'm 46 and still like the Smiths!

Thomas Thomsen, Denmark said...

Yes, welcome back, Brien. And yes, you are a very sensitive person. So am I, so I can definitely relate to it. I was hoping you hadn't decided to leave permanently.
By the way, Brien, do me a favor: go to YouTube and search for Dan Fogelberg - A Cry In The Forest and let me know what you think. It's a song that deals with how we as human beings are treating this planet - nature and animals.

steve kilbey said...

the smiths formed at a church gig in 1982
how seminal is that?
(mr humphries!)
welcome back brien
im 53 and i still listen to t rex!
sk
17 comments after that brilliant rap...?
bah humbug
wheres me homeys n me posse?
cos im a bad g-star
with a mo fo tude
and a water pistol
(dude)

Brien Comerford said...

Steve. Thanks for being amenable.

I Thought It Was Going To Be

Steve Say's Goodbye !
Brien Say's Hello !

I'm addicted to Jim Beam (Bad), black beans(healthy) and The Time Being(Illuminating).

linjo said...

Hey great way to start a Sunday. Strange that I feel such relief.
Is that true about the Smiths Steve? I do remember the Church tapes and Smiths tapes being on my player around the same time and it was a bit of a competition who had the best voice! Yesterday I bought the best of Blur. Forgotten they had so many amazing songs. Lovely sunny happy Sunday to all. Linda

Anonymous said...

Seminal fluid flowetry... Sk
Gerty Bush in full effect..
So good..s... I am battered n bruised ready to be dipped into painkiller substance im trembling and limping.. how to press on and play....g'day

jr.........

eek said...

17 comments after that brilliant rap...?
bah humbug
wheres me homeys n me posse?


I couldn't comment before because I was so overwhelmed by your writing I was rendered completely unable to type. 17 comments after that brilliant rap...?
bah humbug
wheres me homeys n me posse?


I couldn't comment before because I was so overwhelmed by your writing I was rendered completely unable to type. Thoroughly enjoyed it though.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I never have managed to get into the Smiths -- Morrissey is just too fucking whiny for me.

eek said...

^
Ack! Repeating myself is what I get for cutting, pasting, and posting without checking. >:(

tim said...

i agree eek..had the same problem with morrissey i could never tell if he was whining or singing
is it possible to be
too british...if so
they were..the smiths lacked something for me...maybe it was soul..
it was like the band could only run in one gear...it all sounded the same...it was as if it didn't get on the record if it did sound depressing....as for the band forming at a church gig...now i know who to blame.

steve kilbey said...

smiths = very samey

princey said...

Hey don't knock The Smiths!!, they're my fave band after The Church, best bass/guitar combo in the world (after sk/mwp of course!) how can you beat "The Queen Is Dead"!!!!

eeh, councillor mucklin said...

If you were a northern softyboy in the 60 & 70s you'd have been gobsmacked when you first heard the Smiths in the 80s because that was your life, that was, and no-one had ever articuluated anything like that in music before that.
And yes, Morrissey & Marr finally settled on Rourke & Joyce and then they all went off to see the Church that night. It is true - Rourke has confirmed it.

tom courtney's winklepickers said...

And I should've added that, yes, I was and am a northern softyboy!

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