Friday, July 11, 2008

vincent van gollum

video

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's next....?

A talk show...?

B.Bon

Anonymous said...

Nice one. Await the call Steve, remember there are no small parts only small actors!

fantasticandy said...

wow!
how did you prepare for the part?
you method actors......what a bunch.
what's in those bloody biscuits?

Anonymous said...

Not as good as when you ran about in the suit of armour in Almost With You. Yes it WAS you, don't lie...

woods said...

But didn't Gollum hate the elf bread?? I hope you left some crumblies for the birds. Good show!

princey said...

Heehee, now you're starting to scare me sk, you look kinda eeeeviiil but I'm lovin' it!

get out of the water! said...

So Steve, what's this about a shark swept into the swimming pool at Cronulla? If you'd gone there this morning you'd've seen a noah for sure, eh!

chief brodie said...

Steve, did you see the noaf that got swept into the swimming pool at cronulla?!

Anonymous said...

Steve, there was a shark in the...oh...

drunk said...

fucking hell..doesnt gollum look just like gerty....so many g's to ponder...

veleska1970 said...

just what is in those biscuits, anyway? i want one!!!

lotza love....

restaurant mark said...

about spit my coffee on the computer screen on that one...hilarious...the voice did sound right though! and yeah, think i'm gonna need some of those bisquits myself...
just had to watch it again...yeah, you've got gollum down though...a man of many talents mr. kilbey...you don't even need the cgi effects!

take care man
mark

John said...

Does anyone else notice that lots of those old Church videos were shot in the woods/forest? What's with that? It's come back to bite you again.

John Garratt

restaurant mark said...

wow...there's more. didn't realize gerty's bush world was below...brilliant! i'll privately email you my address or you can just post the recipe for those biquits here...hell, maybe we'll all get our video cameras out!

mark

Anonymous said...

powdered newt's alright.. but you have to snort it for more effect.

CSTCoach said...

LOL - these are great! A sinister gollum with a bit of the cookie monster thrown in...

For how many days have you been munching on those cookies anyway??

Polydora said...

That's one fine looking Gollum!
Had me laughing, it did. Great way to wake up!

bushman said...

I'm amazed that 'Gerty's Bush World' got past my works' firewall! How is Gerty ? And why's she so keen to keep her bush? The 70s are over, man...

matthew said...

(Sound of picking self back up off floor)...Hahahahahahaha...! Oh my sweet Lord, that was brilliant. You got the part if I have any say in it. Nice work SK!

Melquiades said...

speechless.....is this a body doooble?

davem said...

No painkiller and it hurts us...it hurts us precious.
xx

Polydora said...

Davem, good one!!!!! ROFL.

persephone2u said...

After I stopped laughing my head off at the biscuit pilfering SK it dawned on me that you do a perfect Gollum voice! If I close my eyes and listen it really does sound just like Gollum. You are good!

steve kilbey said...

nasssty fiendsss
laughing at uss smeagol
wicked wicked fiendss
we'll wait till they subsscribed..
then we'll kill them my love....

knot said...

My son Madoc asks "Again. Again."

Wait, now he wants my strawberry lipgloss. "Forever?"

knot said...

Not that your artistic work in any fashion should be compared with my organic cosmetics.

Obviously you contribute more than making the human visage shiny.

Peter Podcast said...

Steve
You might be interested in

Regards
R.

Brien Comerford said...

All these plaudits are going to encourage Sk to be an actor. Great stuff but he's an inimitable blogger and vocalist already !

Anonymous said...

wow haha!! x

eek said...

And for that much needed SK music fix, check out the brand new Steve Kilbey and Martin Kennedy myspace page here

Four songs/versions of songs from the collaboration, plus some background info and pics. Woohoo!!

(no no, you don't have to thank me for the link...just send money. ;-) ...to Steve, to Steve...I meant to Steve! ...really, not to me...I swear. ...but my email addy is eekie@.... :-D )

kat said...

ha aha sk's eatin' jazz biscuits...

kat said...

ooh... eek thank you for the myspace page link. listening now!

:)

kat said...

beautiful charming songs, kk...

princey said...

Thanks for the link Eekie (you ARE the Linkqueen!!) The soongs sound beautiful, I'm so excited by this album too! I'm going to see MK's band All India Radio play a t a record store today, so I'll hassle MK to get a move-on, who knows, they might end up in Ohio! heehee

So where are u sk today? or is it "Gollum" formerly known as sk???

goliath said...

Is this what you're doing now? I'm anxiously awaiting the new album and I see you frolicking in the woods? Prancing in the bush for these obsessed fans of yours? The ones who hang on your every word?

Time is passing, man. Please get back to work!!!

Gerty was funny, I have to admit. But thats enough dilly dally.


I wont pretend to know your children, but I am a huge fan of your work. Right now Im listening to Heliopolis, the greatest song ever written. Hope to see you on tour again soon. Last show I saw was ULTC tour at La Zona Rosa in Austin Tx. Wish you'd bring the full gear back to the states like you did for Forget yourself and SXSW (saw that show too). It doesnt really matter, I just love going to see you guys live. It is such a warm experience.

Ok, I suppose as my fave musician, you've earned yourself a little "frolick" time. See ya on tour soon!!!

Brien Comerford said...

The Ganga Queen !
I just saw this disguting documentary. Anti-White Indonesian racists placing an Autralian woman in jail for twenty years because she "might" have transported weed. Indonesia- a haven for carnivores, terrorists and wildlife killers. What a wimpy Australia. Bush and Blair would have liberated this woman I don't like the latter two but they would never allow such a travesty !

davem said...

Cheers for the link Holly. Much appreciated.

Anonymous said...

brien u don't have a clue what your taliking about. dont believe everything you read in the papers.

micci

Lian said...

thanks a lot for the link holly.(and definitely, other links, too.)

I'm really into it; and will keep a close eye on it.

can't we just have it earlier, SK?

Lian said...

I mean, not only the k/k presents, but also coffee hounds ep, painkiller and new church album.

Just can't wait.

All is one is awesome. I dont know much about ambient music but hey, I can hear that one is a real beauty.

lily was here said...

Hubby thinks you're hilarious and personally, I can also see you acting in the vein of Christopher Lee.

xx

ps thank u Holly, needed the cheering up today x

persephone2u said...

You're gonna kill your loyal subscribers? Well I'm just all a-feared now, haha! I like this new and funny SK stuff. Peter Jackson, where are you? Put this man on The Hobbit set NOW!

Brien Comerford said...

The Ganja Queen !

A must-see HBO documentary for all intersted parties. It's harrowing, poignant and frightful. Bali is such a majestic place but its in a very austere and despotic country. They have the death penalty for weed possesion. I remember a few years ago Australian tourists were targeted and killed and maimed by terrorists in Bali.

On a brighter note the KIlbey-Kennedy songs are magnificent. Holly always delivers the goods.

davem said...

No sign of the killer.
So....John G - how's the little 'un getting on? Thomas - hope you're having agood holiday. Where are Gareth in notts and Jen?

D
x

nickfiction said...

I know you''ll never get around to making a painting of Steve Irwin, so maybe a tasteful impersonation would be a fitting addition to your video weblogue.

ross b said...

and to think I've always thought of you as Gandalf! ...you've defected to the other s-s-sside....

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